August 28, 2013

• Music to my Ears!

  So a few months back my favorite online playlist site (playlist.com) switched from a playlist format, to a customizable online radio stream (like Pandora) that only offered 3 song skips per hour. I know, right? You’re thinking what I’m thinking, they may as well have forcefully ripped off my ears and stapled them onto the scrotum of a tone deaf Sasquatch, because that would have been equally as unsatisfying, however, mildly more entertaining. I was so mad, what was I supposed to do now up here alone in my space station, doodle with my toes, make animals out of bubble gum, write complaint letters to amuse myself?? So that’s exactly what I did… I sent them a letter that simply read “you suck bigfoot dick”, and left it at that, it embodied everything I wanted to say without sounding like a crazy ex-girlfriend dumped on prom night, when in all actuality, what I really wanted to do was key “WHORE” into the side of their brand new sports car and cook up their pet rabbit in a pot of boiling water. Ah well, what can you do? (“you suck bigfoot dick”)…

  After meandering my way through YouTube, I became enraged with bloodlust totally needed to find a different music outlet, which led me to the almighty Google search engine, why hadn’t I done this before!? My rage had blinded me. I came across a site called Hypster.com, which not only offered a playlist, but included videos… ironically through YouTube – which I was initially trying to avoid – but whatever… IT’S AWESOME O.O just about as awesome as a seven story tall crustacean from the paleolithic era… or a contagious genetically modified monkey infected with awesome.

  BEHOLD, MY PLAYLIST OF EPIC AWESOMENESS >.>

  Question of the Day:
  What kind of music do YOU like to listen to when you’ve had a long day?

  Quote of the Day:
  “And the night shall be filled with music,
  And the cares that infest the day
  Shall fold their tents like the Arabs
  And as silently steal away.”
  - Henry Wadsworth Longfellow (The Day Is Done)

  
  This is Far_Skies… signing off… until next time…

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