January 9, 2007
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Demon Spawn Billy Donovan
The Buckeyes lost today... 14 to 41... OMG! *falls to knees* Why God!?! Why!?! It was awful... we had our asses handed to us. We lost by a mile. We were #1 in the country... NUMBER 1!! Down the drain. So much for the National Championship.. Goodbye! I have a theory on how such a thing like this could happen. Coach Billy Donovan of the Florida Gators must have sold his soul to the devil to be able to accomplish such an unthinkable task as beating the Buckeyes. I believe him and Satan are close friends... they might even play cards every Friday. A little birdy told me so.
Want to know what my facial expression looked like when the Buckeyes lost?
/ that was me
And now for my little post about what greenray suggested.
According to The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, researchers from a pan-dimensional, hyper-intelligent race of beings constructed the second greatest computer in all of time and space, Deep Thought, to calculate the Ultimate Answer to Life, the Universe, and Everything. After seven and a half million years of pondering the question, Deep Thought provides the answer: "forty two." The reaction:
"Forty-two!" yelled Loonquawl. "Is that all you've got to show for seven and a half million years' work?" "I checked it very thoroughly," said the computer, "and that quite definitely is the answer. I think the problem, to be quite honest with you, is that you've never actually known what the question is."
Well, the computer was wrong... they had the question right. And after knowing the answer the question was "what does forty two mean?" Well according to my mother CynaraJane... that answer is quite simple. My mother, being the age of forty two as of this moment is the answer... and I am the product, Life, the Universe, and Everything. Of course they didn't know that at the time... but those are the facts. The universe revolves around me... What comes out of 42?... Far_Skies does. It has now been written. Now you all may put to rest the question of Life, the Universe, and Everything... CynaraJane is the answer... and I am Everything. Problem solved.
(After greenray reads this I can predict his response... he will say "Cat..you are a lunatic!"... That may be so my dear friend... but I already knew that! I am, as you know... the all knowing, all powerful... Life, the Universe, and Everything. LOL)
Aloysius_son wrote "I was just pondering your goals of world domination, and I would like to point out, that every super genius (like your self) needs a lacky (like me perhaps) do say such things as "Yes Master, er Mistress" and "would you like more hot cocoa master er mistress" Everybody knows, if your lacking a lacky you can't possibly succeed in your plan for world domination. I mean who will feed the kangaroos?"Good point my dear fellow... you are now my lacky. I would ask that you now go to this blogring and join... it is essential to being my lacky. Now go join like a good little boy or Mistress will send you to sleep with no dinner and she will give you lashings in the morning. (lol) no.. but really... join.
Comments (19)
Cat...you are a lunatic!
Just read the last line of your post. You had it right, my reaction! You must indeed be the answer. Wait, wasn't your mom the answer to the Question of Life, the Universe and Everything?
omg. i said the exact same thing to my mom when she turned 42 a few years back. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL Great minds think alike! Although, I'm thinking yours is better than mine as mine has been getting a good dose of this :hammer: lately. I definitely need to try and :sleepy:...what the hell am I doing awake still at nearly 5 am?!
So how did the interview go?
Ok master, er mistress, I am here to do your bidding. What is your need? Body parts? Engine parts? Accessories? Rope? I have lotsa rope.
you = preaching, me = choir :bow:
Sorry about the Buckeyes, but them Gator Boys looked pretty unstoppable. :hammer:
this post = one of the best ever :bravo:
you win xanga.
LMAO!!!
Tell you what, love. If you need an experienced High Priestess, let me know. I'll make sure only the best, the funniest, the sexiest, and the cutest gets throug the door to nibble your toes and worship at your feet!
ALL HAIL THE GODDESS, FAR_SKIES. BEND YE DOWN BEFORE HER MIGHTINESS!!!
:bow::bow::bow::bow::bow::bow::bow::bow::bow::bow::bow::bow::bow::bow:
ALMOST watched the game...but then John McCain came on :waiting:
COULD be worse...my next door neighbour is an ex-Notre Dame cheerleader Fighting Irish fanatic, and you KNOW what happened to HIS team :frog:
I am glad this mystery is laid to rest! :yes:
Why God!?! Why!?! Because on January 8th 2007 God heard my prayers!
That the Buckeyes lost was certainly unfortunate. The good news is they played in our new stadium, not 15 minutes from my house. On the other hand, the traffic I experienced coming home from work last night was truly horrible. On the bright side, it made me forget about my computer troubles for a while. (Thanks for the hug by the way, I needed one.)
RYC: You must think I'm a moron :wink-wink: because I didn't post a solution to your 11-22-06 secret code message. No, I didn't post the solution, but I did decipher the message and I left a comment that I hoped would demonstrate the veracity of my claim. (Posting a solution would have spoiled the fun for anyone else out there still working on it.) Xjev esi vji ufft ug vjev?
Cat..you are a lunatic! But you already knew this.
Good for you on solving that dilemma. Now I can finally get some sleep.
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why is my comment in bold?
k-i'm gonna need my shrine building kit now - to include but not limited too a lock of hair,SS#, and mom's maiden name....:bow:
I'm a good lil boy! :birdie:
But I hit the limit for blogyrings!sorry ..:tongue:
The Hitchhiker book series was great, but I was soo disappointed in the movie. At least they got Mos Def in it. Hope its been a wonderful hump day so far and definatly make sure you have a great day today for the rest of today! - Bek
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If I was a football fan I'd say something like IN YOUR FACE. hehe
but seriously, I sympathize. The gators have only one the national championship twice. How many times has Ohio won? I suppose it doesn't matter, but I had to post SOMEthing. I'm not a football fan, but my alma mater did win. Soooo.. yay.
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