March 23, 2008
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50 Things You Don't Want to Say During Sex
I am sure some of you have heard or said I few of these... I know I have. This list gave me a pretty good chuckle. LOL Hope you guys enjoy!
1.) But everybody looks funny naked!
2.) You woke me up for that?
3.) Smile for the camera!
4.) Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant?
5.) Can you please pass me the remote control?
6.) ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ
7.) On second thought, let's turn off the lights.
8.) And to think- I was really trying to pick up your friend!
9.) Smile, you're on Candid Camera!
10.) I thought YOU had the keys to the handcuffs!
11.) I want a baby!
12.) So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies!
13.) Did you know the ceiling needs painting?
14.) When is this supposed to feel good?
15.) Did I remember to take my pill?
16.) Are you sure I don't know you from somewhere?
17.) Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed?
18.) You're almost as good as my ex!
19.) Do you know the definition of statutory rape?
20.) You look younger than you feel
21.) I have a confession...
22.) I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home!
23.) Did I mention my transsexual operation?
24.) I'll tell you who I'm fantasizing about if you tell me who you're fantasizing about...
25.) When would you like to meet my parents?
26.) So that's why they call you MR. Flash!
27.) My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer!
28.) Please understand that I'm only doing this for a raise...
29.) Hey! My friends were right! You ARE good!
30.) Actually, your sister 'likes' it like this.
31.) What's your name again?
32.) Uhhh...I think the condom broke 10 minutes ago.
33.) Are you almost done?
34.) You’re done already?
35.) Is it in?
36.) That's it?
37.) You've got to be kidding me.
38.) (phone rings) Hello? Oh nothing and you?
39.) Don't tell my husband/wife
40.) You have the same bra my mom does (worse if the girl says it)
41.) Now we must get married.
42.) By the way, I want to break up.
43.) You're so much like your sister...
44.) Your best friend does it much better.
45.) Oh Susan, Susan... I mean Donna... Shit
46.) How much do I owe you?
47.) My mom taught me this...
48.) How cute... Peach fuzz!
49.) You wanted me to use a condom?
50.) Technically?...I'm not exactly 18 yet.
Comments (3)
or as a guy cums on you "wanna taste it?"
taking notes...
You know, marriage takes care of at least ten of those.