August 20, 2007
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Ohhhh, The Randomness!
So, like uhhh... what was I going to say? Oh yeah, I got a new job!
You'll never guess what it is, go ahead, try. You'll never guess, never, no not in a million bazillion years. Don't feel bad though, you're not dumb or anything... just, well... OK, maybe you are, but not even a genius could guess it
. OK, you give up yet? Do ya? Do, ya, do ya, do ya huh? OK, well... my new occupation is... *drum roll please* Student Assistant!!! YAY! *jumps up and down doing a happy dance* 
Sorry... I had to boast a little
I know... maybe I shouldn't boast so much, I am ashamed
.... but not really
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In other news: The geeky hunk never called back, not sure what's up with that... but ok, what eva! I am now in the "getting to know you stage" with a drummer/culinary artist named Russ, and oh yeah... he can cook baby, he can cook!!!
^^ *drools all over self*----------------------------------------------
On a more amusing note: I got very bored and decided to paint my room at midnight about a week ago. What? Why are you looking at me like that?
... SO, I GOT BORED!!! What of it man?! It's not like I am the only human in the world who has painted a whole room at midnight out of boredom, and it looks pretty cool, OK?!! You're just jealous of my mad ninja painting skills aren't you?
I know you are, you can't fool me. I'm onto you
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Some funny quotes I stumbled upon:"What are the three words guaranteed to humiliate men everywhere?
'Hold my purse.'"
"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
"Energizer Bunny arrested, charged with battery."
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. It's just that yours is stupid."
"I am not a vegetarian because I love animals; I am a vegetarian because I hate plants".^^ Now, I can dig that reason for being vegetarian. Awesome



Comments (11)
video game tester, beer flavor tester, or something like that?
hi
Here's a quote that is part of a previous post:
The Gunstarhero: As I always believed- every American, young and old, should have the right to listen and watch deranged entertainment as long as it is from the heart of the artist. Parents, it's o.k. to let your kids listen to Tool... As long as it's not censored.
Link to the post.
congrats on the new job...
Congratulations on the job! What color did you paint your room?!
Yeah, you can buy paint 24/7 thanks to Walmart. You go.
Funny Quotes, love 'em.
i came i read i commented - sure took a call...
do you taste food?
Jita is mad at you...
Congrats on your new job. What is that book you are reading? And why is that kid tracing your shoe?
I don't remember any of my teachers looking like that.?! ( most of them were nuns...)
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